Τετάρτη, 25 Φεβρουαρίου 2015

Vasilis Polyzos on Creative Writing / an entertaining extravaganza





CREATIVE WRITING
TWENTY STATE-OF-THE-ART LESSONS
an extravaganza in four circles
By Vasilis Polyzos

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Square Circle

1. How to Treat a Lexicon’s Dyslexia
2. How to Weigh the Grams of the Grammar
3. How to Paraphrase a Paraplegic Paragraph
4. How to Make a Tall Tale Short
5. How to Make a Short Story Tall

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Horizontal Circle

6. How to Disclose the Guilty Secrets of the Subordinate Clause
7. How to Enhance the Decibels of the Passive Voice
8. How to Diagnose the Present Condition of the Conditional Future
9. How to Ease the Tension of the Past Tense
10. How to Relax on the Face of the Imperative Mood

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Perpendicular Circle

11. How to Deflect the Modulations of the Nouns’ Inflexion
12. How to Split the Infinitive into Infinitesimal Particles
13. How to Permanently Finish with the Split Infinitive
14. How to Rule out the Grammatical Rules-of-Thumb
15. How to Regulate the Verbosity of the Irregular Verbs

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Vicious Circle

16. How to Impose income Tax on the Syntax
17. How to Participate in the Future of the Past Participles
18.  How to Enact the Conjugal Rights of the Conjugated Verbs
19. How to Defend the Accusative Case against Nominative Accusations
20 How to Definitely Articulate the Indefinite Article

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Βασίλης Πολύζος 2015

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